covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
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