no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
