im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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