they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
