god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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