Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i dont even know how to be here
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
