and next time when you feel me up, do it right
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
this hospital has no fireball
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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