Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Randomize
