can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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