What a fucking waste of an outfit
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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