There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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