if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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