She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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