so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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