WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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