with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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