69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
So much rum. So many feels.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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