Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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