Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
being pregnant is like rehab
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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