trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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