Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
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