Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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