"it" just moved
I'm drive I can fine osifer
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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