It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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