Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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