did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Watching her eat just hurts me
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
So much Jack, so little girl.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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