i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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