who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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