I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Randomize
