I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
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