Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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