Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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