I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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