belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
