i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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