So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
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