I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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