brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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