What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
We named our party play list daddy issues
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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