I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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