forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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