bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
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