Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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