whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Randomize
