she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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