ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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