I want to stick my p in your. b.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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