Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Randomize
