When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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