do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
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