ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
this is an emotional support booty call
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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