yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
