So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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